You Just Did: Isn’t it amazing how people say that they’re not going to tell you anything when by doing so, they just did? People also ask permission to ask a question when in the process of doing so, they just asked a question. It’s like asking people to respond to your question “Are you still awake?” while they’re asleep as if you want to wake up to tell you that they’re sleeping 😉

P.S. More about the wordplay here:
Predictably Unpredictable
I Know, Right?
The Five Stages of Dieting
An Important Call